Tag Archives: Conspiracy Theories

Engineered By The Israel Lobby: Evil Zionist Volcom™

The Evil Zionist Lobby is buying and paying its way to a sick wardrobe for the IDF’s elite alpine commandos. Posted on February 26 at Israellycool. Somebody get DoucheBlogger™ on the horn, stat! I’ve got a hot lead. You remember … Continue reading

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Well, That Didn’t Take Long

Our Latest Zionist Death Widget™: Evil Zionist Strife-Fomenting Egyptian Arab Spring Soccer Hooligans™ Cross-posted at Israellycool On Wednesday, in the wake of the soccer-related deaths in Egypt, I tweeted the following: Dozens of #Egyptians dead after soccer-related clashes in #PortSaid … Continue reading

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Zionist Snake-Decapitating Babies of Death™

Introducing Our Latest Zionist Death Widget™ Cross-posted at Israellycool The clever, scheming Jews who brought you, Zionist Death P0rn™, Zionist Death Bikes™, Zionist Basketballers of Death™, and…well…Zionist Sharks™ (also of Death), are proud to announce their latest ingenious creation – … Continue reading

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Engineered By The Israel Lobby: Evil Zionist Shoes

The Evil Zionist Lobby is buying and paying its way to global footwear domination. Cross-posted at Israellycool Fresh on the heels of Evil Zionist Streelights™ and Evil Zionist Crop Circles™, today’s item bought and paid for engineered by the Israel … Continue reading

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Engineered By The Israel Lobby: Evil Zionist Crop Circles

Cross-posted at Israellycool Today’s item, bought and paid for by the Israel Lobby: Evil Zionist crop circles: VERY IMPORTANT UPDATE FROM A VERY IMPORTANT COLUMNIST FROM A VERY IMPORTANT NEWSPAPER: According to Tom Friedman, it turns out that the Israel … Continue reading

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Bought And Paid For By The Israel Lobby

Cross-posted at Israellycool Today’s item, bought and paid for by the Israel Lobby: The Evil Zionist streetlights at Irvine, California’s Spectrum Center. This feat of shadowy, stealth Zionism is all the more impressive, given the Alhambra-inspired Moorish architectural style of … Continue reading

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